Changes
P.u.s.s. in boots hearing how Shrek had talked to Fiona was upset. He determined to do something about it, but later when Fiona wasn't around. He felt Fiona's unhappiness and humiliation.
Later that day:
P.u.s.s meowing: Hey Shrek, I was hoping to catch you, before going out.
Shrek: I am in a hurry P.u.s.s. get out of my way.
P.u.s.s. meowing some more: I think you izzz not being nice to Fiona, and I know she izzz unhappy. You should know dat she needs someone to care.
Shrek: What do you want P.u.s.s.? Shrek was annoyed. What was up with this crazy cat? It was like he was trying to say something, but he couldn't understand catanese.
P.u.s.s.: Eef you don't listen to me Shrek, I vill make you sorry. I vorn you. Do not cross me!
P.u.s.s meowing: Hey Shrek, I was hoping to catch you, before going out.
Shrek: I am in a hurry P.u.s.s. get out of my way.
P.u.s.s. meowing some more: I think you izzz not being nice to Fiona, and I know she izzz unhappy. You should know dat she needs someone to care.
Shrek: What do you want P.u.s.s.? Shrek was annoyed. What was up with this crazy cat? It was like he was trying to say something, but he couldn't understand catanese.
P.u.s.s.: Eef you don't listen to me Shrek, I vill make you sorry. I vorn you. Do not cross me!
Shrek thoroughly annoyed: Get out of my way you stupid cat. I should have sold you long ago to someone else. I don't know why I keep you around.
P.u.s.s. refused to move. He continued to meow and stand his ground.
Shrek: I don't have time for this.
Shrek raised his foot and brought it down none to gently on P.u.s.s.'s head.
P.u.s.s.: Ouch you mean ogre. I vorned you, now you vill pay.
P.u.s.s. refused to move. He continued to meow and stand his ground.
Shrek: I don't have time for this.
Shrek raised his foot and brought it down none to gently on P.u.s.s.'s head.
P.u.s.s.: Ouch you mean ogre. I vorned you, now you vill pay.
P.u.s.s. reared back to gain spring for when he pounced. He would make Shrek sorry.
P.u.s.s. unsheathing his claws: En gard you black gard! I vill teach you how a gentleman should act toward other gentlemen and vomen.
P.u.s.s. unsheathing his claws: En gard you black gard! I vill teach you how a gentleman should act toward other gentlemen and vomen.
P.u.s.s. proceeded to shred Shrek's leg.
Shrek jumping furiously: Ouch, stop it P.u.s.s.! You have gone crazy! Ouch! I warn you to stop before it is too late or you will be sorry.
P.u.s.s.: No Shrek, it is you who vill be sorry. I make sure of diss.
Shrek trying to dodge: P.u.s.s. what has gotten into you? You never acted like this before. Youch!
P.u.s.s. proceeded to shred Shrek's leg.
Shrek jumping furiously: Ouch, stop it P.u.s.s.! You have gone crazy! Ouch! I warn you to stop before it is too late or you will be sorry.
P.u.s.s.: No Shrek, it is you who vill be sorry. I make sure of diss.
Shrek trying to dodge: P.u.s.s. what has gotten into you? You never acted like this before. Youch!
P.u.s.s his anger spent eased off somewhat. He wanted to continue to press his point home. So he gave him a couple last swipes.
Shrek after the onslaught: Naughty kitty. You should be ashamed of yourself. I am warning you if you do that again, you will find yourself out on the street. Now I have to change my clothes.
P.u.s.s.: Me ashamed? I am not ashamed, but I am ashamed that I had not done zis sooner.
Shrek disgusted mumbling: Stupid cat! He is insane.
The next day:
P.u.s.s.: Me ashamed? I am not ashamed, but I am ashamed that I had not done zis sooner.
Shrek disgusted mumbling: Stupid cat! He is insane.
The next day:
Shrek called his father: Hello dad, we need to talk.
Shrek's dad: What's up?
Shrek: Things are a mess dad. Fiona and I had a blow up. She, is talking like she might leave. I can't let her do that. As you know there is a bad element out there, who would love to see our kind dead.
Shrek's dad: I don't think she will leave son. After all I am sure you made it clear how dangerous it is out there.
Shrek: I have dad, but she is soo unhappy.
Shrek's dad: Well son, I know you aren't the most sociable person in the world and her being so young, she needs socialization and fun. Maybe you should take her out for some fun. During the day is not so bad.
Shrek: Dad, I am not one to go out and have fun. Besides we don't get along, and I doubt she would want to go out with me anyhow.
Shrek's dad: Look son, I am not asking you to climb a mountain, you really need to keep her happy until you are married.
Shrek's dad: What's up?
Shrek: Things are a mess dad. Fiona and I had a blow up. She, is talking like she might leave. I can't let her do that. As you know there is a bad element out there, who would love to see our kind dead.
Shrek's dad: I don't think she will leave son. After all I am sure you made it clear how dangerous it is out there.
Shrek: I have dad, but she is soo unhappy.
Shrek's dad: Well son, I know you aren't the most sociable person in the world and her being so young, she needs socialization and fun. Maybe you should take her out for some fun. During the day is not so bad.
Shrek: Dad, I am not one to go out and have fun. Besides we don't get along, and I doubt she would want to go out with me anyhow.
Shrek's dad: Look son, I am not asking you to climb a mountain, you really need to keep her happy until you are married.
Shrek: Dad, about that, I don't think wedding bells will be ringing even when she is 18. She is upset and doesn't want anything to do with me.
Shrek's dad: Shrek, I know you don't want to marry Fiona anyways, but there is something you should know.
Shrek: Dad?
Shrek's father hesitated: Not on the phone. Where can we meet?
Shrek's dad: How about at the festival grounds tomorrow?
Shrek: Ok at 11?
Shrek's dad: Fine. See you tomorrow.
Shrek hanging up thinking to himself: I knew when dad brought Fiona here, he wasn't being totally honest. Shrek was upset. Well he could only wait until tomorrow to see what his dad's revelation would bring. His life had already been turned upside down, and now he got the feeling that it had just gotten worse.
Shrek's dad: Shrek, I know you don't want to marry Fiona anyways, but there is something you should know.
Shrek: Dad?
Shrek's father hesitated: Not on the phone. Where can we meet?
Shrek's dad: How about at the festival grounds tomorrow?
Shrek: Ok at 11?
Shrek's dad: Fine. See you tomorrow.
Shrek hanging up thinking to himself: I knew when dad brought Fiona here, he wasn't being totally honest. Shrek was upset. Well he could only wait until tomorrow to see what his dad's revelation would bring. His life had already been turned upside down, and now he got the feeling that it had just gotten worse.